My Darling Blog,

Today was simply such a frightful day. I was happily attending a friend’s 21st when suddenly, out of the blue, a most dreadful person’s girlfriend decided to rear her unsightly mug in my most esteemed presence. Oh but she is so very beastly with the way she keeps her distance because she is aware that I have a tendency to explode in fits of animosity for no apparent reason in her presence, then sob like an infant when she leaves. I mean, I know that I make quite public the fact that I ‘hate her guts’ and that I wish she would ‘just drop dead’, but really, is it quite so necessary to so carefully stay out of my way while maintaining a friendly air? I mean, it’s like I would ever stab her with a knife or anything... oh wait I forgot that I very nearly did once. Oh but really, I can’t be blamed for that; I mean, after all, she pushed me into grabbing that knife and threatening her with it. I mean surely she should have known better than to arrive an hour late to a meeting on Boxing Day with the person who is now her boyfriend just because she wanted to give me some time to talk with him privately. I mean, I was only more than an hour late after badgered him to lie about being stuck on public transport so that he could meet me earlier. But he, being the nasty beast that he is, refused to grant me even that one small request, although he was nice enough to agree to meet me. Would it really have been too much to lie to his “darling” for me? But I digress.

During the entire eight hours of the birthday celebrations I had to “tolerate” her presence. Really, she is so nasty for politely staying away from me the whole day. I simply can’t stand it when she chats quietly to her friends or looks like she’s having a good time. And playing ice-hockey with everyone while I sat on the sidelines playing cards... honestly, what was she thinking? Maybe it’s time for that girl to learn about being a godforsaken emo and be more anti-social for a change. Really she should take a leaf out of my book (‘Pride and Prejudice’ I believe) and engage in a self-induced isolation where she avoids all clubs and societies at university and refuses to chat to people on the club forums. She should learn to spout all her angst on her public blog in hopes of gaining sympathy from her very few readers and play hide and seek whenever she sees me around. Seriously, does that girl have absolutely no sense, what-so-ever? But...moving along...

After ice-skating, we were to take the train to the city. While I sat in the corner moping about a nasty email I received in response to a nasty email which I sent in response to another email about a set of photos of ‘said girlfriend’s’ boyfriend which I posted on Facebook and refused to take down when he said that he was uncomfortable with them being there, she was playing Big 2 with my boyfriend and several other people who were bored with the wait. The nerve of her!!! Really, I have never seen anyone so shamelessly having a good time in my life!!! It was simply appalling!!! Then Alex approached her asking to speak with her and she obliged him, the fiend!!! But that wasn’t the worst part!!! No, sir!!! She actually had a fantastic time at dinner chatting and laughing with her friends. What a disgrace!!!

But I suppose now I don’t really have to worry about her anymore. You see, dearest blog, after I spent the entire day glaring at her from a distance, trying to manipulate people to take my side, sending nasty emails to her boyfriend and generally being unpleasant, on top of which I might add posting nasty things about her on you, sweet blog, deciding that I hated her for an inexplicable reason, pretending to be her friend for most of last semester while trying to manipulate her (now) boyfriend behind her back and borrowing her clothes, shoes and a DVD and returning them all in worse condition than when I’d borrowed them (the list could go on I’m sure), she’s finally decided to give up hope on me and retract the hand of friendship that she’d been keeping extended for the last six months. Oh well, good riddance I suppose... it’s not like I really wanted her around anyway.

On another note, I wonder how people would react if she posted a rather nasty parody of my posts on you, my beloved blog, on her own blog. To be honest, by this stage I think she’s too fed up with everything to care...

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(serious post about Moo's awesome b'day to come later ^-^)

...was a really awesome day!!!! XD

So the story behind St Chad's Day is that about two days ago i mentioned to Oliver that I was really looking forward to the 2nd of March and that he should be expecting a present ^-^ he, being the awesomely silly person that he is panicked and immediately went onto Wikipedia to search the 2nd of March and came to the conclusion that we were celebrating the church of England's St Chad's Day. I immediately told him of my plans to sow broad beans on the Lemon Scented Lawns beneath a radiant Union Jack and of course he didn't believe me and bugged me for the next few days to tell him what was going on. In reality, today is exactly one month since an awesome scavenger hunt which he organised in order to ask me out (more details of scavenger hunt in a later post) :3

So anyway, his constant bugging me to tell him what was going on actually made me believe he'd forgotten (which I actually hoped he had so that i could tease him about it later :P) and so when I arrived at the Flats this morning I wasn't expecting very much at all. So I open the door to his room and... a huge bunch of roses were waiting for my on his chair ^-^ I was so surprised I immediately told him he sucked for fooling me so completely :P many thankyous were later exchanged ^-^

After presents were done we went to the Main Dining Hall to meet up with Khanat and Owen to go to Clayton Town for Monday Night Movies dinner shopping. Spent way too long in Coles trying to decide what to get and Khanat finally made the decision to get Chicken Nibbles and Garlic Bread. Then it was back to uni for my first lecture of the year... Property A!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

The lecture wasn't as bad as I expected; we spent about the firt half hour distinguishing between the 'lay people's perception of property' and the 'lawyer's perception of property'... apparently for lawyers, 'property' isn't the OBJECT of ownership but the RIGHTS attached to an INTEREST in the object... *mind explodes* @.@ But anyway, I made fairly good notes and actually got something out of the lecture and didn't fall asleep so it's all good ^-^

After lecture it was to the Den for food, meet up with Olivehead and Khanat, and later Owen, then bumming around until Movie Night time :D

Movie Night (Week 1)

In attendance: Khanat, Owen, Catie, Oliver, Ash, Yvonne, Celine, Damien and Me ^-^

So this week's movie night wasn't really a MOVIE night coz everyone got so caught up with playing SingStar that we didn't have time for the movie. We worked our way through Disney, Legends, Disney again, Party Hits and 90s. Dinner occurred at some stage in between Disney (2) and Party Hits (i think...) and washing up came afterwards. It was a whole heap of fun and many laughs were had. Also methinks Pedro's memory card is dead from the amount of playbacks we saved on it :P

And nooooooooooooooow... special mentions!!!! XD

SingStar Disney
Khanat and Ash to be commended for their awesome rendition of Circle of Life :P ...I've never heard anything quite so awesomely bad in my life :P Ash perhaps ha a slight advantage since he was pretty much singing the same line over and over but nevertheless it was very well done considering it made no sense to any of us :P

Owen and Ash to be commended on their rendition of Kiss the Girl ^-^ I'm not sure that anyone knew all the words but it didn't matter coz we were all laughing hard enough to poopie in our pants :P Owen's deep manly voice made up for Ash's 'I've just been kicked in the balls' falsetto (sp?) and the final 'YAYAYAYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!' was especially epic XD

SingStar Legends
Oliver managed to beat me in singing 'Imagine'... not sure how he did it... but seriously.... well done... i really mean it... :P

Can't remember what else was sung in Legends so moving on tooooooooo...

SingStar Party Hits
Catie is awesome for singing Hook Me Up with me even though she hates the song :P

Mambo No. 5... I recall Ash singing it... and then everybody took over so I’m not sure what happened there... but meh it was a lot of fun ^-^

so... moving on...

SingStar 90s
Ash's rapping for Love Shack was bloody impressive ^-^ I had a bit (a lot) less success with the girl part coz i didn't know any of the words :P

Pedro and Ash made me wanna cry when they sang Achey Breaky Heart... I’m sure everyone else felt the same way :P my ears and mind have been scarred by an oversized mullet...

Damien and Ash's 'U Can't Touch This' was absolutely fantastic :D their rap meter not only made it to the green but stayed there for most of the song :D awesome job guys!!!

'Bitch' was sung awesomely by Catie who has an awesome awesome voice ^-^

Ash and I sang Movin' On Up and it was much much fun :D

Celiney Beany and I sang Torn... while everybody was dancing in the background T-T I tried to look away so that i wouldn't laugh through the entire song but they were EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T-T

Owen's awesomely deep manly voice once again smashed Nick Cage and Kylie Minogue's 'Where the Wild Roses Grow' :D methinks we should get him to sing that song every time we play singstar just because his voice is so incredibly manly :3 I don't think I did too badly singing Kylie's part either ^-^

Oliver got his arse handed to him on a plate by me when we had a sing off to Savage Garden's 'I Want You' :D YEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

Catie and Damien's Zombie was mighty impressive, both of them getting a score in the high 8000's :D

Nat racked up the highest score of the evening; 9100 points singing Barbie Girl :P (HELLS YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!! XD)

and last but not least....

Khanat and Pedro did a highly disturbing yet memorable strip tease to Ash and my rendition of 'I Touch Myself'... thanks guys... my eyes are still burning... also Khanat gave up halfway through coz apparently he was being upstaged by Pedro :P ...someone please tell me why I'm dating that guy.... =/

anyhoo, that pretty much wraps up Movie Night for Week 1 ^-^ hope to see more people there next week!!!! ^-^ YAY FOR SHAMELESS ADVERTISING!!!!! XD

Tali out