My Darling Blog,

Today was simply such a frightful day. I was happily attending a friend’s 21st when suddenly, out of the blue, a most dreadful person’s girlfriend decided to rear her unsightly mug in my most esteemed presence. Oh but she is so very beastly with the way she keeps her distance because she is aware that I have a tendency to explode in fits of animosity for no apparent reason in her presence, then sob like an infant when she leaves. I mean, I know that I make quite public the fact that I ‘hate her guts’ and that I wish she would ‘just drop dead’, but really, is it quite so necessary to so carefully stay out of my way while maintaining a friendly air? I mean, it’s like I would ever stab her with a knife or anything... oh wait I forgot that I very nearly did once. Oh but really, I can’t be blamed for that; I mean, after all, she pushed me into grabbing that knife and threatening her with it. I mean surely she should have known better than to arrive an hour late to a meeting on Boxing Day with the person who is now her boyfriend just because she wanted to give me some time to talk with him privately. I mean, I was only more than an hour late after badgered him to lie about being stuck on public transport so that he could meet me earlier. But he, being the nasty beast that he is, refused to grant me even that one small request, although he was nice enough to agree to meet me. Would it really have been too much to lie to his “darling” for me? But I digress.

During the entire eight hours of the birthday celebrations I had to “tolerate” her presence. Really, she is so nasty for politely staying away from me the whole day. I simply can’t stand it when she chats quietly to her friends or looks like she’s having a good time. And playing ice-hockey with everyone while I sat on the sidelines playing cards... honestly, what was she thinking? Maybe it’s time for that girl to learn about being a godforsaken emo and be more anti-social for a change. Really she should take a leaf out of my book (‘Pride and Prejudice’ I believe) and engage in a self-induced isolation where she avoids all clubs and societies at university and refuses to chat to people on the club forums. She should learn to spout all her angst on her public blog in hopes of gaining sympathy from her very few readers and play hide and seek whenever she sees me around. Seriously, does that girl have absolutely no sense, what-so-ever? But...moving along...

After ice-skating, we were to take the train to the city. While I sat in the corner moping about a nasty email I received in response to a nasty email which I sent in response to another email about a set of photos of ‘said girlfriend’s’ boyfriend which I posted on Facebook and refused to take down when he said that he was uncomfortable with them being there, she was playing Big 2 with my boyfriend and several other people who were bored with the wait. The nerve of her!!! Really, I have never seen anyone so shamelessly having a good time in my life!!! It was simply appalling!!! Then Alex approached her asking to speak with her and she obliged him, the fiend!!! But that wasn’t the worst part!!! No, sir!!! She actually had a fantastic time at dinner chatting and laughing with her friends. What a disgrace!!!

But I suppose now I don’t really have to worry about her anymore. You see, dearest blog, after I spent the entire day glaring at her from a distance, trying to manipulate people to take my side, sending nasty emails to her boyfriend and generally being unpleasant, on top of which I might add posting nasty things about her on you, sweet blog, deciding that I hated her for an inexplicable reason, pretending to be her friend for most of last semester while trying to manipulate her (now) boyfriend behind her back and borrowing her clothes, shoes and a DVD and returning them all in worse condition than when I’d borrowed them (the list could go on I’m sure), she’s finally decided to give up hope on me and retract the hand of friendship that she’d been keeping extended for the last six months. Oh well, good riddance I suppose... it’s not like I really wanted her around anyway.

On another note, I wonder how people would react if she posted a rather nasty parody of my posts on you, my beloved blog, on her own blog. To be honest, by this stage I think she’s too fed up with everything to care...

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(serious post about Moo's awesome b'day to come later ^-^)